You Gotta See This!
So do we really need to write anything? CNN's Kyra Phillips thinks one of her guests is a real c**t-ributor.
Filed under: TV
Sheryl -- Something to Crow About
Looking fit and healthy, Sheryl Crow took a hike up L.A.'s Runyon Canyon on Tuesday.
The 46-year-old mother of one is a tour-de-force.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Ex San Diego Charger Found Dead
Chris Mims, a former NFL first round draft pick of the San Diego Chargers, was found dead this morning in his L.A. area apartment.
Mims, a defensive superstar who spent 8 seasons in the league, was 38-years-old.
So far, cops don't suspect foul play.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Balthazar Getty Thinks He's 2pac
Either he was really happy that nobody asked about Sienna Miller for a change, or Balthazar Getty suddenly felt really proud of his L.A. roots -- cause dude dropped some westside gang-sign language and a gangster-ass shout out on his way through LAX yesterday.
Somewhere, 2pac is smiling ... because he's not really dead.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Holy Crap -- Dane Cook Is Hot!
His old apartment building -- and his movies -- may be s**tty, but Dane Cook's body couldn't be better.
The 36-year-old showed off his bronzed and ripped post-baby bump physique, while out jogging in L.A. on Tuesday.
And there ain't nothing funny about that.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Khloe K: I See Dead People
Khloe Kardashian just showed up to the L.A. Coroner's office to begin a 4-hour court-ordered "scared straight" program -- including a tour of the morgue -- stemming from her DUI probation.
"Desperate Housewives" in Critical Condition
We've learned Gale Harold, the actor who plays Teri Hatcher's boyfriend on "Desperate Housewives," was seriously injured yesterday in a motorcycle accident. And, contrary to what Harold's rep says, a hospital spokesperson just told us the actor is in "critical condition."
He's being treated at the L.A. County - USC Medical Center in the Intensive Care Unit. We're told his shoulder was screwed up. Harold's rep just issued a statement saying his shoulder was fractured and he's in "stable condition," despite what the hospital rep said. And the slightly ominous words from his rep -- "Everyone is hopeful for a full recovery."
D.H. creator Marc Cherry says Harold has swelling of the brain but is expected to recover.
BTW, Harold also starred in "Queer as Folk."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Britney Gets Some Cosmetic Work Done
The L.A.P.D. sprung into action yesterday -- all because Britney Spears was in dire need of some nail work.
The medicated mother of two -- along with her mother -- hit the Chinois Beaute Bar in Studio City yesterday for an afternoon manicure. Cops appeared, which is now S.O.P.
Brit's bra strap made an appearance too.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Berger Ain't Too Proud to Deny Beggar
The panhandlers of Hollywood know the best way to get some cash is to beg on-camera. It was a foolproof scheme ... until Ron Livingston came along.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Colin Powell -- General Bust-A-Move
Check this off your "Things I never expected to see in this lifetime" list. 
Colin Powell, former Secretary of State, didn't just join Olu Maintain during their performance at the Africa Rising Festival in London last night -- he unleashed his inner party machine.
Game on, Bush.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
B.J. to Palin: You Give My Music a Bad Name
Jon Bon Jovi just gave us a statement, bitterly complaining that Sarah Palin has been using the band's song during her rallies yesterday and today:
"We are surprised to hear that our song, "Who Says You Can't Go Home" was used by the McCain campaign at rallies yesterday and today. We wrote this song as a thank you to those who have supported us over the past twenty-five years. The song has since become a banner for our home state of New Jersey and the defacto theme song for our partnerships around the country to build homes and rebuild communities. Although we were not asked, we do not approve of their use of 'Home.'"
Jon Bon Jovi threw a dinner at his home for Obama -- $30,800 a plate. Bon Jovi is the latest to complain about McCain's campaign using songs. Heart, Foo Fighters, John Mellencamp and Jackson Browne have also griped.
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Connie Francis: 'Memba Her?!
In the '50s and '60s, Connie Francis became famous for hit songs like "Who's Sorry Now?" and "Where the Boys Are." Guess what she looks like now!
Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Speidi -- LC's Audi Can Suck It!
Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You'll recall L.C. just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24" inch rims. Chauffeur is extra.
Filed under: The Hills
Sir Charles Doesn't Want "The Real Deal" to Keel
The Round Mound of Rebound only offers one kind of advice -- sound. 
So Evander Holyfield should perk up his bite-marked little ears when Sir Charles Barkley tells him to stop getting in the ring.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Madge and Guy -- Officially Splitsville
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing, their rep has confirmed.
"Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," says a statement given to the AP.
The joint statement from Madge and Guy's reps emphasizes the couple haven't agreed to any kind of settlement. We're told by sources in London and NYC the matter will most likely be hashed out in London, even though Madge could move to bring the matter to the US if she wanted.
Just to set the scene, Madonna is in Boston, Guy is in the UK, and A-Rod was last spotted in L.A.
The Ritchies are splitting up after 8 years of marriage.
Story developing ...
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